As bad as things were aboard the Carnival Triumph cruise ship, it’s hard to imagine them being any worse—but then, we’re finding out they were: Jim Walker has news today of a sexual assault investigation now taking place. Total posts on the LexBlog Network today: 132. Not bad for a holiday.

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